Just a little story

A conversation at dinner last night was funny and I wanted to post it just because.  The music was Jimmy Buffet, the room was crowded and the cacophony was quite loud. My friend sitting next to me began telling me a little story.

Friend: When I was a bouncer at a club in Pompano, this guy would come in who had published one book. He dis'd me once, I guess he thought since he was published he could shit ice cream cones. I would send all the women over to his table by telling them he was Jimmy Buffet, they harassed the hell out of him!

Me: I always wanted to do that.

Friend: What, write a book?

Me: No, shit ice cream cones!

That cracked me up, even today I told that little story 3 times!  I just had to tell you all.  P.S. dis'd is slang for insulted.